How to be Like Jesus 101

1. Flip tables of greedy money changers. (Mtt. 21:12-13; Mark 11:15)

2. Spit is good, use it wisely. (Mark 8:23-25; John 9:6-7)

3. Look for lost sheep. (Mtt. 18:12-14; Luke 12:3-10)

4. Draw pictures in dirt, instead of looking at naked women. (John 8:1-11)

5. Donate blood. (Mtt. 26:28; Hebrew 9:22)

6. Storms are perfect times for naps. (Mtt. 8:23-27)

7. Wash feet. (Mtt. 26:14-39; Luke 22:24-27; Jon 13:1-17)

8. Be a cannibal (a Jesus’ cannibal). (Mtt. 26:26-29; Mark 14:22-25; Luke 22:14-23)

9. Fish for men. (Mtt. 4:19)

10. Love. (Mtt.; Mark, Luke, John)

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